I am a small shortbread cookie baker who sells his cookies to support a his dream. It is my belief that your popularity is based purely on a large marketing budget and Christmas tins shaped in the image of a tin highlander. I am also a fencer and as dueling has gone out of style I have chosen this medium to call you out as it were. I challenge Walker Shortbreads to a taste test, my traditional versus yours. You may choose the when an where as you are the challenged party. I anxiously await your response and will interpret you silence on this matter as an acquiescence on your part that my hand crafted shortbreads are superior to your mass produced... cookies.
Respectfully
Richard Zengler
aka the Wheeling chef
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